Total Medals Earned: 2,331 (From 302 different games.) Total Medal Score: 40,740 Points
Medals Earned: 8/8 (205/205 points)
You destroyed his abs
His ribs are showing bro!
You Knocked him out
At least his face looks better now
You won the fight!
You won the game rather quickly
Not a scratch on your face
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/9 (120/470 points)
Beat a level without any damage or blood on your car
Pass a level with less then 5% health left
Kill everyone in any level using only missiles
Escape to the big city
Kill one thousand people
Earn over 100,000 dollars
Beat all levels above 80%
Get gold on all race levels
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 6/10 (80/380 points)
Find the kitty.
Finish the letter after bumping into every girl.
Interrupt at least 10 conversations.
Finish the letter with less than 5 seconds left.
Walk for at least 60 seconds without stopping.
Let the clock run out without reading the letter at all.
Finish the letter without more than 3 students ever seeing you at once.
Finish the letter in less than 90 seconds.
Read for at least 45 seconds without stopping.
Finish the letter without touching any students or walls.
Medals Earned: 14/16 (420/495 points)
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Best your friend.
Read EVERYTHING.
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Find it.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/495 points)
Feel the Bubba-Wrath!
Get totally pwnd by the Piggy
Be an easy target!
Come on, you can do better than this!
Feed your enemy a healthy snack!
You've done well my child
Even tough guys can run away
Save Theia!
The Heavens must have gifted you way too much
Meet the final boss
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/185 points)
Beat the story mode
Kill 25 enemies with one special attack
Get platinum prizes in all Time Trial missions
Chain 666 attacks in a combo
Medals Earned: 1/26 (10/500 points)
Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
Perform an execution
50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
50 Kills with a Single Beretta
100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer
100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher
100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher
Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
100 Kills with dual Glock 18's
100 Kills with the Thompson
100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun
100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher
150 Headshots in one match
100 Kills with dual Berettas
100 Kills with the magnum
100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
150 Kills in a match
100 Kills with the Tavor
100 Kills with the Arrow Gun
100 Kills with the M1187
Get a kill with every weapon during a single match
100 Kills with Artifact 19
Medals Earned: 6/14 (55/375 points)
Politely decline
Politely accept
Find the secret spot
Adore the graphics, double jump, change the track...
Defeat Clown
Defeat Sheriff
Kill 50 agents (in one session)
Kill 100 regular enemies (in one session)
Kill 10 zombies (in one session)
Kill 20 uber agents (in one session)
Defeat Savior
Stockpile 500 points
Buy all weapons
Medals Earned: 6/9 (95/270 points)
Get the bad ending
get to level 28
get to lvl 9
vote on 3 maps
get to level 22
Get the good ending
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Vote on 333 maps
Medals Earned: 20/20 (500/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)