Total Medals Earned: 2,331 (From 302 different games.) Total Medal Score: 40,740 Points
Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 4/14 (30/425 points)
Get a game over.
Pause the game.
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Play a custom game with only jets.
Get a 20+ combo.
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Beat story mode.
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Beat story mode on hard.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
Survive 10 seconds!
Survive 20 seconds
Survive 30 seconds
Survive 40 seconds
Survive 50 seconds
Medals Earned: 4/16 (35/280 points)
Finish the first area
Defeat the second boss
Defeat the first boss
Fly 3,000 miles
Obliterate the first boss with all weapon slots equipped
Kill 4,000 enemies
Collect 2,000 gems (spending them is allowed)
Use each weapon in the game at least once
Defeat the fourth boss
Reach level 20
Defeat the third boss
Finish area 4 of AHK-372 with only a bullet rifle
Finish area 3 of Coeus without triggering any sentry lights
Finish area 4 of Erebos without taking any damage
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 10/10 (325/325 points)
Hi, my name is Tom
And I just shaved, too!
I'd like to check myself in
Surprise!
Too much exposition
Heh, Emily Queer, get it?
Not nerf guns this time, though.
And your name is on it
This is in your history forever
Well aren't you special?
Medals Earned: 1/6 (25/295 points)
Die 50 times
On 'Difficulty Increased' level, fall out of the purple gate instead of walk.
Make it through a purple gate just as it's closing
Complete the game
Rotate the screen 500 times
Complete the game without dying
Medals Earned: 3/3 (15/15 points)
Medals Earned: 3/14 (20/340 points)
Defeat Shellbreaker!
Defeat Stompy!
Defeat Space Box!
Win the game!
Find 100% map!
Save Sun Snail!
Find 100% items!
Win Slug Mode!
Win in less than 30 minutes!
Win Boss Rush!
Medals Earned: 3/5 (60/185 points)
Collect all the gold
Complete any level in under 30 seconds
Don't die
Don't kill any grunts
Medals Earned: 5/7 (60/210 points)
Complete the first chapter.
Complete the second chapter.
Complete a level made in the map editor.
Complete the third chapter.
Complete the fourth chapter.
Complete the final chapter.
Complete the bonus chapter.